The Atheist Savior - God's Ultimate Sacrificial Vessel

Welcome to the official website of The Atheist Savior. If this is your first visit to this website, you may want to click the 'Video Intro' link at the top right corner. If you are here to accept The Atheist Savior as your personal savior to burn in Hell for your sins, click the 'Open 24 Hours' sign at the very top. To the left (not to be confused with the guy on the right), you will see your host, and quite possibly your new savior of choice, Scot the Atheist Savior. There are two 'versions' of The Atheist Savior. There's Scot the Atheist and Scot the Savior. To determine which is best suited for you, click here for a side by side comparison. A thorough description of both will be at the bottom. Or, if you have been here before, use the 'Quick Links Menu' below. God Less You All!


Before you proceed any further, I'd like to point out several purposes of this site:
To offer Christians and others of 'faith', an alternative, more comprehensive, coherent savior. To lift the burden of eternal damnation and burning in Hell from sinners. To entertain the secular/skeptic crowd. To bridge the separation between the secular and non-secular crowds of the world through the practices of humanitarianism. To eliminate bigotry and hypocrisy within the Christian community through the use of satire, comic relief, reason, logic and accountability. I strive to either turn Christians on to secular humanism or, at least, hold them to the convictions of their scripture.

Date added	Link	Brief description


April 1, 2009	click here	1st Annual "Suffering on the Stairs"
January 12, 2009	click here	New YouTube video uploads!!
December 20, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Conversation with Darryl Parks regarding Nativity Scene on Fountain Square
December 8, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Telemarketing call. Involving a maile?, Spiderman, and voluptuous women!!
November 25, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Cunningham, Black vs. African American, Call me Jesus Christ from now on!!
November 24, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Call from Orchid offering female stripper review, or not
November 20, 2008	click here	$100,000 milestone achieved in my secularization of currency campaign!!
August 2, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Talking to CS Rep Angel from Washington Mutual regarding credit card
August 2, 2008	click here	(audio clip) Conversation with Byron regarding lawsuit. (the last 30 secs are worth listening to)
June 4, 2008	click here	Atheist Savior's definition of "Sacrifice"
June 4, 2008	click here	PriestWatcher 5000 Gaydar©
June 3, 2008	click here	List of Gods (a list of over 2000 different gods)
June 3, 2008	click here	Kids Page (a few fun things for children to do)
May 28, 2008	click here	An animated intro video explaining The Atheist Savior (Java Platform required, may take a minute to fully load).
May 22, 2008	click here	(audio clip) 700 WLW radio clip with McConnell discussing social problems, solutions, abortion, sterilization.
May, 14, 2008	click here	(audio clip) (telemarketer) HSBC Credit card telemarketer selling me accidental insurance.
May, 14, 2008	click here	Could you pick Jesus Christ out of a line up? Take the challenge here.
May, 15, 2008	click here	A plethora of random thoughts, humor and shit on my mind

Scot the Atheist

Best suited for:

Other atheists, skeptics, agnostics, freethinkers, humanists, secularists, non-believers, etc...
Anyone looking for secular humor/entertainment.
Curious pastors, ministers, rabbis, 'Fathers'
Secular Fund Raisers

Fans of:

The Anti-Christ
Fine Art

Old school nuns (click the one below for an example)

Those who are not easily offended. (EX: Hearing "Jesus Fucking Christ!!" may be something you can tolerate, but what about this:

ANYONE SEEKING A MORE MEANINGFUL, COHERENT SAVIOR.

Scot the Savior

Best suited for:

Recovering and/or ex Catholics, Baptists, Protestants, Mormons, , etc...
Homosexual Christians (see Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13).

Christians who...

...make for thyself an idol. (ex: Elvis fans)
...use the Lord's name in vain. (ex: "Goddamnit!!" or "Jesus F#@*ing Christ!!")
...work on the Sabbath. (Sundays)
...disrespect their father and mother.
...murder. (abortion, military personnel, executioners, police, etc.)
...commit adultery.
...steal.
...bear false witness against their neighbors.
...covet their neighbor's house. (ex: being jealous or desire after neighbor's new roof, garage, lawnmower, landscaping, windows, home improvements in general, etc...)
...covet their neighbor's wife. (ex: swingers, swapping, etc...)

Those who possess some doubt in God, heaven and/or hell, but still fear it.
Death row inmates.
Those individuals who are fed up with Churches but still fear burning in hell.
Those who do not feel Jesus' love, but still fear hell.
Smokers trying to quit
Overweight/obese individuals trying to get in shape.
Celebrities an those who live, let's say, non-Christian lifestyles but still think they're going to Heaven.

ANYONE SEEKING A MORE MEANINGFUL, COHERENT SAVIOR.

Still alive n	Burning in Hell n	Still an atheist n	Still searching for Jesus n	(since July, 2007)
	Accepting new sinners n	Born again Christian n	Found or given up search n	(since July, 2007)

Home Page	The Atheist Savior	Saving souls at the sinners convenience.