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Species Discovered Proves Bible Passage By ATHEIST
SAVIOR 4:21 PM ET Deuteronomy
14:7 "However, of
those that chew the cud or that have a split hoof completely divided
you may not eat the camel, the rabbit or the coney. Although they
chew the cud, they do not have a split hoof; they are ceremonially
unclean for you." A new species discovered may be
the proof Bible scholars are looking for. The animal has the body of
a rabbit but also has a cows head for cud chewing and hooves. A
miracle or freak of nature?

Picture of the miraculous cowbit varmint.
Missing
Baby Jesus Returned
(click for exclusive photo)
By THE ATHEIST SAVIOR
5:37
PM E T
We are happy to report the baby Jesus
that was stolen from the nativity scene in Cheviot, Ohio is back. Turns
out, the baby Jesus actually stepped out on his own to pick up some
smokes. When reached for comment, Baby Jesus said, "Waaaaaa!!!!
Waaaaaaa!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
followed by a series of coughs.
In
North, Kurdistan Comes First, Iraq Comes Second
By EDWARD WONG Today's elections
may as well have been about Kurdish dreams. Iraq, or the idea of Iraq, seemed as distant as the moon.
The
Scene: Voting Outside Baghdad
Complete Coverage: The Reach of
War
Bush
and McCain Reach Deal on Treatment of Torture Suspects
By BRIAN KNOWLTON International Herald
Tribune 4:21 PM ET The deal allows
protections for C.I.A. interrogators, a key objective of Vice
President Dick Cheney.
Bush
Requests Additional $1.5 Billion for New Orleans
By DAVID STOUT 4:47 PM ET The money would be
used to "armor the levee system with concrete and stone" and build
"state-of-the-art pumping systems."
Video: Announcement
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Nagin
Senate
Panel Probes New Orleans Levees
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Press Vote Count in
Iraq Election workers counting ballots by lamplight
today for the Iraqi parliamentary elections in Mosul. Go
to Article
NEW
YORK/REGION Talks
Continue as Transit Deadline Nears
BUSINESS Illinois
Court Overturns $10 Billion Tobacco Verdict
SCIENCE Scientist
Faked Stem Cell Study, Associate Says
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Coping
With Slower Sales Waiting for an apartment to sell is
surprisingly vexing, and the wait is growing longer. Some brokers have
resorted to planting statues of St. Joseph. • Go to Real
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Producers The film version of Mel Brooks's musical is an
"aggressively and pointlessly shiny, noisy spectacle," says A. O. Scott.
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