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New Species Discovered Proves Bible Passage
By
ATHEIST SAVIOR  4:21 PM ET
Deuteronomy 14:7 "However, of those that chew the cud or that have a split hoof completely divided you may not eat the camel, the rabbit or the coney. Although they chew the cud, they do not have a split hoof; they are ceremonially unclean for you."   A new species discovered may be the proof Bible scholars are looking for. The animal has the body of a rabbit but also has a cows head for cud chewing and hooves. A miracle or freak of nature? 

Picture of the miraculous cowbit varmint.

Missing Baby Jesus Returned  (click for exclusive photo)                     By THE ATHEIST SAVIOR  5:37 PM ET            We are happy to report the baby Jesus that was stolen from the nativity scene in Cheviot, Ohio is back. Turns out, the baby Jesus actually stepped out on his own to pick up some smokes. When reached for comment, Baby Jesus said, "Waaaaaa!!!!  Waaaaaaa!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" followed by a series of coughs.

In North, Kurdistan Comes First, Iraq Comes Second
By EDWARD WONG
Today's elections may as well have been about Kurdish dreams. Iraq, or the idea of Iraq, seemed as distant as the moon.
 The Scene: Voting Outside Baghdad
 Complete Coverage: The Reach of War

Bush and McCain Reach Deal on Treatment of Torture Suspects
By BRIAN KNOWLTON
International Herald Tribune
  4:21 PM ET
The deal allows protections for C.I.A. interrogators, a key objective of Vice President Dick Cheney.

Bush Requests Additional $1.5 Billion for New Orleans
By DAVID STOUT  4:47 PM ET
The money would be used to "armor the levee system with concrete and stone" and build "state-of-the-art pumping systems."
 Video: Announcement | Mayor Nagin
 Senate Panel Probes New Orleans Levees

 

Ben Curtis/Associated Press
Vote Count in Iraq
Election workers counting ballots by lamplight today for the Iraqi parliamentary elections in Mosul.
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NEW YORK/REGION
Talks Continue as Transit Deadline Nears

BUSINESS
Illinois Court Overturns $10 Billion Tobacco Verdict

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Scientist Faked Stem Cell Study, Associate Says

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Times Select Herbert: McCarthy and War
Times Select Brooks: The Holy Capitalists
Editorial: Defense Spending

Real Estate
Coping With Slower Sales
Waiting for an apartment to sell is surprisingly vexing, and the wait is growing longer. Some brokers have resorted to planting statues of St. Joseph.
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The Producers
The film version of Mel Brooks's musical is an "aggressively and pointlessly shiny, noisy spectacle," says A. O. Scott.
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Videos That Move
The best videos featured at the Bronx Museum of the Arts are addictive, with one image sexy or puzzling enough to make you want to see it again.
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Forum: Bioethics
What ethical concerns do you have about face transplants?
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