| Cincinnati,
Oh - A former atheist has 'seen the light' and is now a
believer in Jesus Christ. 33 year old ScoT Singleton was having a
bowel movement when he noticed something miraculous. "I had
eaten quite a bit the day before so I knew things weren't going to
be pretty the next day," ScoT said. "As I started to
poop, the turd was so big and painful I yelled out 'HOLY
SHIT!!!'"
ScoT realized just how holy his shit was when he looked into the
toilet and saw the unmistakable image of Jesus Christ. "It's
definitely a sign. I've seen images of Christ and the Virgin Mary
on grilled cheese sandwiches, on trees, in clouds, on rusted barn
roofs, in pieces of chocolate. Just about anywhere. But I've never
taken them serious, up until now," ScoT admitted.
Due to the amount of food ScoT consumed the night before, he had
several bowel movements that day. ScoT commented, "I tried to
dismiss the first bowel movement as purely coincidental. But when
I took a second shit later that evening and noticed the same
image, I knew I was dealing with some sort of divine intervention.
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Painting
of Jesus Christ by Antonio Allegri da Correggio |
Being an atheist at the time, ScoT sought out to find an image of
Christ that resembled the one
on his turds. He found the image, pictured
above, painted by Italian artist Antonio
Allegri da Correggio, pictured on the left. "The image of
Christ was a dead ringer," ScoT said. "There is no doubt
in my mind that these images on my shit are in fact those of Jesus
Christ." |
First bowel movement
Second
bowel movement |
Saving
souls at the sinners convenience.