The Atheist Savior's Confessional Booth

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You have reached the most important page of this entire website, The Atheist Savior's confessional booth. Here you are given the opportunity to:

Ask The Atheist Savior to carry the burden of your sins to Hell with him upon his death.
Confess your sin or sins against the 10 Commandments.
Confess your sin or sins against the updated Vatican list of new social sins.
Confess your sin or sins against the 7 Deadly Sins.
Confess your sin or sins against yourself.
Set yourself on a more righteous path, either religiously or emotionally, with the help of The Atheist Savior.
Ask The Atheist Savior for advice, counseling, opinions, etc...
Purchase 'Soul Insurance'.

Although The Atheist Savior's ultimate sacrifice is burning in Hell for eternity, there are other forms of suffering that he will also take the burden of. For example:

The original 7 Deadly Sins
SIN	PUNISHMENT
Pride	Broken on the wheel
Envy	Put in freezing water
Gluttony	Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
Lust	Smothered in fire and brimstone
Anger	Dismembered alive
Greed	Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
Sloth	Thrown in snake pits

The Atheist Savior's confessional booth gives the opportunity to confess your sins to The Atheist Savior. Once your confessions/sins have been reviewed by The Atheist Savior, he will then contact you, through the provided email, and post your name on the "Saved Souls List." If you are looking for a place to rant and/or rave, speak your mind, blasphemize The Atheist Savior or anything but confess your sins, please DO NOT DO IT HERE. You may speak your peace at The Atheist Savior's Blog page.

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*DISCLAIMER*

All confessions and comments are welcome, but confessing your sins DOES NOT GUARANTEE The Atheist Savior will carry the burden of them. For example, if you're a pedophile, you may want to roll the forgiveness dice with your original savior. There are some acts too heinous to our fellow man for The Atheist Savior to except.

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Your comments and/or confessions go here.

	I have read and agree with the Ethical Atheists 10 Commandments.
	As a sinner, I am in need of a savior. I am choosing The Atheist Savior over Jesus Christ because I feel The Atheist Savior's sacrifice of burning in Hell for eternity for me and my sins is a greater sacrifice than being nailed to a cross, dieing and ascending to Heaven forever.
	If the Atheist Savior shall die before me, I will show my appreciation for his everlasting punishment by conducting myself in the highest level of morality possible.
	If the Atheist Savior shall die before me, I will educate others about his sacrifice for mankind and remind them of the pain he is currently experiencing for our sins.
	I believe God sent the Atheist Savior down to Earth as the true messiah and to perform the ULTIMATE sacrifice for me and my fellow man's sins.

Sin is both attitude and action. Below is a list of sins that includes things humans (religious or not) deal with.
Anxiety	Fear		Laziness		Self-centeredness
Anger	False modesty		Jealousy		Sadness
Argumentative	Feeling rejected		Loner		Self-confidence
Addiction	Feeling stupid		Lust for pleasure		Self-hatred
Bigotry	Feeling helpless		Materialistic		Self-gratification
Bitterness	Feeling worthless		Must repay kindness		Self-indulgence
Boastful	Gluttony		Negativism		Self-justification
Bossiness	Greediness		Occult involvement		Self-pity
Causing dissension	Guilt (false)		Opinionated		Self-reliance
Conceit	Hatred		Overly quiet		Self-righteousness
Controlled by emotions	Hostility		Overly sensitive to criticism		Self-sufficiency
Controlled by peer pressure	Homosexual lust		Passivity		Sensuality
Covetousness	Idolatry		Prejudice		Sexual lust
Critical tongue	Impatience		Profanity		Slow to forgive
Deceitfulness	Impulsiveness		Projecting blame		Stubbornness
Depression	Impure thoughts		Prone to gossip		Temper
Dominance	Indifferent to others		Rebellion to authority		Unloving
Drug dependence	Inhibited		Resentment		Vanity
Drunkenness	Insecurity		Restlessness		Withdrawal
Envy (depressed by the good fortune of others)		Intemperance		Workaholic