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Would you
like to hire The Atheist Savior? You may contact
me anytime. I am available for full or part time work. As an ordained
reverend, I may be hired to perform wedding ceremonies, lead religious
ceremonies and rites, visit prisons to bring hope to those within, conduct
funeral ceremonies and any other
service a pastor, minister, cleric,
priest or bishop can do. As a current bartender, I may also be hired as a
'celebrity bartender' for any social function. If you like my
satire and
comical approach to life's issues, I am available to write columns for any
newspaper. My first sermon was not exactly a
success, but I'm getting better.
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