Power to the Sheeple

Power to the Sheeple!!
This page I dedicate to the billions of individuals worldwide that share just enough of the same gene sequence in their brains to deem themselves sheeple, or, in lay-mans terms, FUCKING CRAZY!!!
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A woman whose mummified body was dressed in a white gown and placed in front of a television for 2½ years died from heart disease.	If she was watching Jerry Foulwell, Billy Graham, Jimmy Swaggart, Schuler or any of those other blowhards, after 2 1/2 years, could she have been come back to life? Better question, would she have wanted to?
Hamilton County Coroner Dr. O'dell Owens said Tuesday he will rule that her death was the result of cardiovascular disease. Officials never suspected abuse or foul play after finding Johannas Pope, 61, in her Madisonville home Jan. 4.	Perhaps there was no foul play in her death, but there must be a crime in screwing up the Nielson ratings with a dead person in front of the tube for 2 1/2 years.
Pope told her caretaker, Kathy Painter, she didn't want to be buried because she believed she would come back to life.	Old people sometimes say the craziest shit. The purpose of a good caretaker is the ability separate the bullshit from reality. I wonder what this Kathy Painter would have done if Pope told her to push her out of the window because she believes she can fly?
Officials knew Pope had been dead for a while. Some police wore oxygen masks in the house because of the odor. Almost a week after the remains were found, Owens pegged her death as Aug. 29, 2003. Painter left Pope's body in a chair in an air-conditioned room on the second floor of their Davies Place home.	I've been in enough nursing homes to know how bad old people can smell, and that's when they're alive!! I would only enter that house if I had a 200 lb. moth ball strapped to my chest.
Investigators learned that Painter took care of Pope's body - trying to preserve it.	How thoughtful.
Owens said Painter put on gloves and removed the maggots from Pope's body daily.	Now, at this point, would you really want to come back to life? Furthermore, any nurses aids out there who bitch and moan about giving sponge baths can shut the hell up!!
He said she used bug spray when they became too numerous to remove by hand. Investigators found 17 cans of bug spray in the house, he said.	17 cans times $4.59/can = $78.03 (Still more cost effective than 2 1/2 years of Medicare.
"She really took care of (the body)," Owens said. Painter even bought Pope new clothes just before officials discovered her body. "She bought new clothes because she thought this was the time period she was coming back," Owens said.	I guess at this point, wearing her birthday suit for her 'second birth at life' would have been too revolting, even for Ms. Painter.
Attorney Leslie Isaiah Gaines, who is serving as a family spokesman, said he does not think any crimes were committed. "The family has been in a grieving process," he said.	Grieving? At the least. I remember as a child being upset at having to clean my room. I can only imagine my mom saying, "Go upstairs and watch TV with your grandmother" or "you can go play once you pick some more maggots off grandma."

Woman hit by lightning while praying... ‘I’m blessed. That’s the good news,’ she says.
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DAPHNE, Ala. - Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm raged through Baldwin County.	Being worried is a normal feeling. Mrs. Brown might have got off on the wrong foot by standing in her kitchen instead of kneeling when she started to pray.
Suddenly, lightning exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a pockmarked area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
"I said, 'Amen,' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire," she said. "I'm blessed to be alive."
Brown, 65, was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house Monday afternoon. She doesn't know how much time passed while she remained disoriented on the floor before Jamie Matthews, her 14-year-old granddaughter, discovered her after returning from the beach.
"I was just standing there when a huge ball of fire engulfed this whole room. I don't remember much after that," Brown said hours later as her family helped clean her home. "Concrete was everywhere."
Brown was at home alone when the storm hit, while her husband, James Brown, was at the store and her son and his family were on their way back from the beach.
James Brown said fire officials told him lightning likely struck across the street from the couple's home and traveled into the house through a water line. The lightning continued into the couple's backyard and ripped open a small trench, James Brown said. Pieces of concrete were scattered throughout the family's kitchen — ruining day-old brownies sitting on the stove.
"Never in my life did I think something like this could happen," James Brown told the Press-Register in Mobile. "I always thought if you're in a house that you're safe. That's not the case."
Mrs. Brown said paramedics suggested she go to the hospital, but she chose to stay at home with her family. "I'm blessed. That's the good news," she said.

Woman hit by lightning while praying...