What Is A Sacrifice?

What is a sacrifice?
In order to prevent a debate over semantics, we'll define 'sacrifice' in terms we can all agree with and hopefully understand: mathematics. With some elementary algebra, we can set up some basic variables and equations.
QSav = Quality of Savior	QSac = Quality of Sacrifice	x = time	y = degree of pain	= infinity
With these variables we derive the equations:
QSac = xy and QSav = QSac
In layman's terms, the Quality of the Sacrifice performed is equal to the degree or amount of pain an individual goes through, multiplied by the amount of time the individual is afflicted by the pain. Since the Quality of the Sacrifice is equal to the Quality of the Savior, whoever possesses the greater value is the greater Savior. We can also plot these figures on a chart. In the chart below, you can see Jesus scores rather high on the pain scale (y = 40), but low on the time scale (x = 3), since he was only beaten and tortured for a few days. Plugging these figures into the equation (QSac = xy) gives him a QSac rating of 120. A POW (prisoner of war) may go through less pain (e.g. Chinese water torture, y = 4), but due to the length of time he is subjected to the pain (x = 70) would score a QSac rating of 280. The Atheist Savior, as you can clearly see, has a QSac rating of ² (x = and y = , so ()() = ²). Since QSac = QSav, this makes The Atheist Savior the ultimate savior.

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